Hello everyone, there will be no new episode of the Only True News this week.  Tom Scwhartz decided to go on a cruise with his wife and 3 mistresses for Valentine’s Day.  He’ll be back in time for next weeks episode though!

 

 OTN 9: Interview With Robert [1:40m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Tom Schwartz interviews Robert Merit in order to discover just how exactly he got hired.

 

 OTN 8: Interview With Tom [1:48m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (44)

A special OTN episode where everyone gets to know Tom a little bit more.

 

 OTN 7: Zebra [1:12m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (28)

Robert Merit reports from the in progress basketball game.

 

 OTN 6: Haircut [1:22m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Lars Michaels reports on a man’s haircut

 

 OTN 5: God Bless You [1:07m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (38)

Tom Schwartz reports on a local atheist suing the state.

 

 OTN 4: Lost Phone [1:24m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Tom Schwartz helps out a lady who has lost her cellphone.

From all of us here at The Only True News, we wish you all a Happy New Year, we hope that your New Years Resolution to listen to The OTN everyday becomes a reality, and hope you all enjoy the year 2009.

 

 OTN 3: The Shooting [1:40m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (34)

Alex Thompson reports on the recent shooting of Maria Golanzo.

 

 OTN 2: Victory! [1:20m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Tom Schwartz connects with Robert Merit to talk about the recent Specters’ victory.