News Team

Tom Schwartz – Anchor
Tom Schwartz is the main news anchor for The Only True News, and gets very defensive when anyone begins to rise the ranks too quickly. Three previous co-anchors have mysteriously vanished when they began to gain more popularity than Tom, but no evidence exists of who the culprit could have possibly been.

Lars Michaels – Reporter
Lars Michaels is known for being there whenever a story breaks. He has been seen in Barcelona and then 10 minutes later in Tokyo. Just how he does it is a mystery to all, but Lars’ ability to be on the scene as events happen helps The Only True News to stay above their competitors in breaking news.

Alex Thompson - Reporter
Alex Thompson is considered to be a mediocre reporter. His stories, interesting or not, are usually degraded by the sound of his voice. Alex insists that he sounds just like everyone else, but all one needs to do is listen to him for 10 seconds and you will understand Alex’s plight.

Robert Merit – Sports
It is unsure just how Robert Merit got the job of sportscaster for The Only True News. It must have been his stunning personality, for his knowledge in actual sports is extremely lacking. Some say he knows what happened to the prior co-anchors, and he blackmailed Tom Schwartz for the position, but no one has any proof of this.

Other People

Police Chief Reynolds
Police Chief Reynolds has been described as being a “bumbling fool”.  However, the chief has proved on many occasions that he has what it takes to find criminals and put them behind bars (As long as someone gives him a tip and the criminal is asleep during arrest).  The Chief is the brother of Judge Reynolds

Judge Reynolds
The only one in the Reynolds family that “made father proud”.  Judge Reynolds is considered the more intelligent of the brothers, and he has proven so on countless rulings in countless cases.  Judge Reynolds does, however, have a weakness for puppies.